i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
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Tracks
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
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I’m sobbing
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when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
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a bunch of my favorite people in one room <3
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
BOOBOO.
